just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I understand Curling. That high.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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