it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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