Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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