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i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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