help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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