from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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