OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Everclear isn't food dammit
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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