im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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