the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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