you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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