your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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