ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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