problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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