so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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