She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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