Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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