Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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