i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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