So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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