she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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