can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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