i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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