Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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