brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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