my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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