so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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