great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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