yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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