please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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