your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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