woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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