I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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