Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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