Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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