Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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