you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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