Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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