Porn is love you can see.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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