Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I have post one night stand depression
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