I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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