OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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