awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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