Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
COCAINE IS GR8
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