all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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