so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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