i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
PANTIES FOUND
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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