So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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