Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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