i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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