I just made out with a guy for $7.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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