you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
