is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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