So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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she peed on how many people?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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