is wine microwaveable?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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