dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I am one with the molecules
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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