he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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